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Self-Ridicule - Corrosive Shame
Therapy for Life
kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Self-Ridicule
I think an important part of LiveJournal is to be able to look at oneself and laugh. This evening I have been experimenting with a pistol and a tricorn hat, and camera remote control software. There are at least two reasons to this madness, but I'll not let that distract from taking the piss out of myself.

Work is still amusingly slow, but at least no-one minds when I take a long lunch in order to talk about erections with pax_draconis and say a very brief hello to the moogs.

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kingandy From: kingandy Date: May 6th, 2004 02:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh very suave sir, very suave.

Now what's this about erections?
From: pax_draconis Date: May 6th, 2004 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
My doctor, upon discharging me, told me "You're about to discover in very real terms just how many involuntary erections the average male has unnoticed during the course of a day"

He's right.
kingandy From: kingandy Date: May 6th, 2004 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ouchie. I'm so very sorry.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 6th, 2004 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
It's quite funny to watch though. We were having conversations about perfectly mundane topics such as Maelstrom and suddenly he'd grimace, grab his crotch and roll excitedly around on the floor.
From: pax_draconis Date: May 6th, 2004 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
One of the things you just said was a fib.

I didn't roll around on the floor - I wouldn't have been able to get back up.
cookwitch From: cookwitch Date: May 6th, 2004 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
You look strangely akin to Cary Elwes in that second shot. (Princess Bride)
kingandy From: kingandy Date: May 6th, 2004 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I knew it reminded me of somebody!

The first one looks, bizarrely, not wholly unlike Simon Pegg though...
From: pax_draconis Date: May 6th, 2004 03:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Yep. Pencil in a moustache with eyeliner pencil and you'd look almost dashing if I didn't know you...
cookwitch From: cookwitch Date: May 6th, 2004 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's one of those compliments/not compliments isn't it? lol
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 6th, 2004 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
??
From: pax_draconis Date: May 6th, 2004 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cary Elwes, eat your felt tip.
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kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 7th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)
More manly a moustache than I could ever grow in real life!
nyarbaggytep From: nyarbaggytep Date: May 7th, 2004 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
That's VERY disturbing.
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caddyman From: caddyman Date: May 6th, 2004 03:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

Far diddley qua-quah...

Stan Dandy-Liver?

I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention
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nortysarah From: nortysarah Date: May 6th, 2004 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
*giggle* That's great. Try and find a daylight bulb though, then you can take pic's in poor light at home...
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 6th, 2004 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
I should really have shot in RAW then corrected in software for the (indoor and through orange lampshade) lighting - but that wasn't really the point of the exercise. It was more could I look at the camera, remain mean and moody, and press F9 - all at the same time.

Limited success ;-)
baldrick From: baldrick Date: May 7th, 2004 03:16 am (UTC) (Link)
You have the moody look!

So what you need to add to your shopping list is...
baldrick From: baldrick Date: May 7th, 2004 03:18 am (UTC) (Link)
... sorry hit CTRL-return which posts....

Cannon IR remote control £20
Tripod £50
Sigma flash and Omni Bounce £170

You looking even more moody : priceless
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 7th, 2004 03:20 am (UTC) (Link)
lol. I have a tripod. Flashes - mmmmm.
feanelwa From: feanelwa Date: May 6th, 2004 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Eyeliner?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 7th, 2004 03:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Story of my life...
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: May 6th, 2004 11:20 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh my, how dashing! A tad too little eyeliner, perhaps, what?
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