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Welcome to Hell - Corrosive Shame
Therapy for Life
kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Welcome to Hell
After a quick spell in the Ancient Chinese Hell of Flat-pack I have:

  • 1x desk

  • 1x wrenched shoulder

  • 1x bleeding nipple
And I count that a victory.

I just hope I can do the pedestal without any more serious damage.
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caddyman From: caddyman Date: May 24th, 2004 08:58 am (UTC) (Link)
They sell flat-pack nipples, now?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 24th, 2004 09:02 am (UTC) (Link)
If only. Then I could get a new one to replace this damaged example.
mrssshhh From: mrssshhh Date: May 24th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC) (Link)
But does the desk have the required "unsettling wobble"?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 24th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC) (Link)
It seems to be ok...
bacony From: bacony Date: May 24th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Poor soul.

But you have the desk! You have defeated the flat pack!
uberredfraggle From: uberredfraggle Date: May 24th, 2004 09:26 am (UTC) (Link)
Ouch. I'm clutching my nipple in sympathy. Yet another good reason to take my piercing out.
nyarbaggytep From: nyarbaggytep Date: May 24th, 2004 09:53 am (UTC) (Link)
Whack it wi'an 'ammer.
sixtine From: sixtine Date: May 24th, 2004 10:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Don't think I'd want to do that to my desk, my shoulder and definitely not my bleeding nipple!
yapman From: yapman Date: May 24th, 2004 10:34 am (UTC) (Link)
You are a veritable God of DIY.
feanelwa From: feanelwa Date: May 24th, 2004 11:26 am (UTC) (Link)
You're supposed to use a screwdriver for that...
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 24th, 2004 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)
Damn - and I thought I was only having trouble because it's a bar-closure rather than ball-closure...
paul_sticks From: paul_sticks Date: May 24th, 2004 01:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
1x wrenched shoulder and 1 x bleeding nipple = not good. Hope that it's a nice desk, built to withstand the test of time. If not, it's not worth the trip to Ikea in future :o)
From: snow_cvrd_heart Date: May 24th, 2004 03:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
1x wrenched shoulder

1x bleeding nipple


am i the only person who read this and went yum then?.. *blink*
baldrick From: baldrick Date: May 24th, 2004 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Now you are going to tell us the flat pack you were making should have come out as a wardrobe!!!
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