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Hotels eh! - Corrosive Shame
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kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Hotels eh!
Got to love London on a conference. At least, the couple next door seem to be doing something that in some rather naive circles could be associated with love...

Loudly.

What happene when you put bleach in ears?

Current Mood: amused amused

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caddyman From: caddyman Date: January 14th, 2005 12:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Beeswax?
kissmeforlonger From: kissmeforlonger Date: January 14th, 2005 12:33 am (UTC) (Link)
Doesn't hotel reception have spare earplugs?
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: January 14th, 2005 07:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Fairer ear-hair?
From: curlwomble Date: January 14th, 2005 09:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Bleach/ear interface

You get white noise?
venta From: venta Date: January 14th, 2005 09:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Would that be your ears, or someone else's ears ?
bacony From: bacony Date: January 14th, 2005 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Skin irritation and surprisingly little else.

Unless it gets stuck there, in which case it will crackle when you move your head until it works its way out again.

feanelwa From: feanelwa Date: January 14th, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
You don't go deaf. If said bleach is followed by blue hair dye or even just ink, people ask you if you're in an abusive relationship for the next week.
From: mutualdesire Date: January 14th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Non-sequitur, but are you going to Eddie's tonight? Got a phone call today which says I officially owe you a drink.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: January 14th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ooh - well done!

No, I'm still in London.
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