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A Pox on Postmen! - Corrosive Shame
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kneeshooter
kneeshooter
A Pox on Postmen!
Dear Royal Mail,

The letterbox is there to enable the posting of letters through the door without having to knock on it and get me out of the shower.

If your bundle of letters is too big to get through the letterbox, please undo the elastic bands then you will find each item will fit through individually.

Thank you.
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miss_soap From: miss_soap Date: December 23rd, 2005 09:51 am (UTC) (Link)
I had to make a special trip to the main sorting office in Whitechapel, having received a 'Your parcel was too big to fit through the letterbox' card. It was a DVD. You could've fit two of them through. Bastards.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: December 23rd, 2005 09:54 am (UTC) (Link)
You've got to worry about the brains of some of these people...
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satellite_kid From: satellite_kid Date: December 23rd, 2005 10:06 am (UTC) (Link)
*snigger*
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godgirl From: godgirl Date: December 23rd, 2005 03:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

tee hee hee hee;op

you just want us to be jealous of your big "bundle"?!!! ;op

kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: December 23rd, 2005 03:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: tee hee hee hee;op

Steady now.... :-P
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: December 24th, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
You are so getting old.
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