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Slopes Update - Corrosive Shame
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kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Slopes Update
Number of times both skis lost in single incident and ending up on face with wrenched shoulder and leg: 1
Number of times slept awkwardly resulting in wrenched shoulder (the other one): 1
Number of times almost slipped over walking on ice in German Army boots: Countless
Number of times actually fallen over on the ice after aforementioned wrenching incidents: 1
Number of pairs of new boots purchased: 1
Number of DVDs watched: 2
Number of meals consisting entirely of cheese: Numerous
Number of irritating children told that if they are really vegetarian they can't eat most of their favourite sweets: 1

In otherwords, "Ow!".

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