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Stress Test - Corrosive Shame
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Stress Test
The following attached picture is a stress test developed by leading European psychologists.

Using a simple photo of two dolphins, they have used a combination of ancient Chinese feng shui techniques and modern scientific research on harmonic resonances to distort the picture slightly.

This test is likely to be used in staff restructuring to match employees with totally unsuitable roles within
the new structure.

The practical upshot of this is that you can tell simply by looking at the picture whether you're over the EU approved level of workplace stress.

Look at the following picture.

If you see 2 dolphins, everything is ok, but if you see ANYTHING else, you work too hard. Stop immediately and go
back home...


Current Mood: anxious anxious

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Comments
yapman From: yapman Date: June 4th, 2003 10:57 am (UTC) (Link)
ooh, pretty cows.

Can I go home now?
fishthecat From: fishthecat Date: June 4th, 2003 11:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Ohhh maaaan! that's sooo OLD!
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: June 4th, 2003 03:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

Maybe to you - but not to me :-P

Plus - cut me some slack - I've watched some of my friends list do "Which Dysfunctional Care Bear" are you - when in my mind that is so 2002...
fishthecat From: fishthecat Date: June 4th, 2003 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re:

You know I didn't mean it in a nasty way.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: June 4th, 2003 09:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Yeah :-)
grendelchild From: grendelchild Date: June 4th, 2003 11:45 am (UTC) (Link)
cool, does this mean i can have fridat off?
mimeticgel From: mimeticgel Date: June 5th, 2003 11:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Danger! Danger! Warning!

Why is the dolphin smiling at the camera?

Oh No! It’s a psychotic evil super villain and the cow is its evil hench-bovine!

Run, or swim, for the hills before it is tooooooo late, do it now I say, do it NOW!


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