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Still failing... - Corrosive Shame
Therapy for Life
kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Still failing...
... I do hope to put something of real content here soon. My head is full of many things that want to get out (some of them might even be interesting to others) but it's finding the time in between doing polls and quizzes like the one below.

Went to Intrusion last night, have some more details for next month's gig (Be There!!!) and managed to win £30 in piercing vouchers, which I gave to fishthecat as he'd said just before he'd like them. Go us!

Had a scan of DM's pictures and am reminded I'll definitely need a new cossie for Rome - details to depend on whether jfs and I come to conclusions on Quaesitori "evening dress" and what "Oh, you'll be there. Perhaps a little scarred, though. Rhine isn't going to be so easy as you might think." actually means.

I have to give a presentation today - and my boss finally emailled me approval and some suggested changes at 6am this morning. Thankfully I had no intention of going straight to the conference and instead had planned to sleep in and go about lunchtime.

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures,
if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

TotL
Go read Brunching


USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every
ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with
your life.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible
String Band.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good
thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it
doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite
scary.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Amiga (90%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV
Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And
it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


8-Bit (60%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of
defence for Earth.


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor
about the RSI in your thumbs.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like
cat piss.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


TotL.net Human Virus Scanner

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Comments
caddyman From: caddyman Date: June 11th, 2003 02:56 am (UTC) (Link)
The question you have to ask yourself is whether it is better to remain silent (and perhaps even enigmatic)when you have nothing to say, or do as I do, and write drivel much of the time to fill a page most people will skip over anyway..?

One's as good as the other, I reckon.
lupercal From: lupercal Date: June 11th, 2003 10:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Sorry! I forgot the whole Tuesday thing.. ah well, you wouldn't have won if I were there :)
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