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Sore Arse - Corrosive Shame
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kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Sore Arse
I've got a very sore arse today. Mainly due to deciding yesterday that bicycle is the best way around Birmingham in this weather. Oh how I regret it.

Still, I am recently returned from being on my bike to see Nicholas Nickleby at the local picture house which was amusing enough. I'm not a Dickens afficionado - but it was an amusing enough romp, though I wonder whether Dickens really meant for me to think that at any moment Nicholas and Smike were going to start playing tonsil tennis...

Most of the cast was fantastic, especially "Dame Edna Everage as Mrs Crummles" and Alan Cumming who were both their scene-stealing selves. Also some of the accents were a bit dodgy - Charlie Hunnam looked far too tanned and sounded far too Mancunian for the "Devonshire lad" and lets be honest is no Olivier...

Still, diverting enough - and one advantage of cycling - I got "beeped" at yesterday by a couple of lads while on my bike. I can only blame my long flowing locks as they sped away when they could tell what sex I was ;-)

Bloody annoyed with SINERGYLarp mind.

Current Mood: happy happy

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lupercal From: lupercal Date: June 29th, 2003 02:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Sent Synergy another email. hopefully we'll get some reply before we are past our time limit. Stupid Refs.

On the plus side I think I've narrowed my setlist down. And may have some movement on Infest.
mimeticgel From: mimeticgel Date: June 29th, 2003 02:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hair today...

So are you claiming that people make their "first impression" based on hair? Could it have not been your ass, especially if you were out of the seat and shaking it about at the time, especially if it were in some tight Lycra riding shorts… oh yes?

Is this the first time you have noticed your sex being mistaken? And more to the point have you ever used it to your advantage?

And what are you going to do when it falls out?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: June 29th, 2003 02:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

So are you claiming that people make their "first impression" based on hair? Could it have not been your ass, especially if you were out of the seat and shaking it about at the time, especially if it were in some tight Lycra riding shorts… oh yes?

It could have been my ass - yes. But I was wearing combats not tight shorts (which would have given away my hairy legs anyway!

Is this the first time you have noticed your sex being mistaken? And more to the point have you ever used it to your advantage?

Not by any means, and not as far as I'm aware...

And what are you going to do when it falls out?

Cry.
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: June 29th, 2003 03:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

And what are you going to do when it falls out?

Cry.


Fool! What are we keeping all these green wigs for?! (And blue, and white...)
mimeticgel From: mimeticgel Date: June 29th, 2003 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

Do you by any chance ride a girls bike?.. In the normal sense that is?

I have noticed some people are different from the back than from the front. We all spend ages getting the front to match what we want to portray, though we use a mirror that shows us the reverse of what people actually see... and we neglect the back!

Is this a gap in the designer market.. How about a magazine dedicated to the rear view?



kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: June 29th, 2003 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

Do you by any chance ride a girls bike?.. In the normal sense that is?

I think not... my bike is very happy with its masculinity. And girls bikes are only different from the side anyway.
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: June 29th, 2003 03:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

My bike is the same as mimeticgel's, thank you very much! indignant glare
mimeticgel From: mimeticgel Date: June 29th, 2003 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

There are more differences than can be seen from the side.

I have noticed females tend to like bigger seats with springs in, comfort winning out over function.

The generally have less gears as obviously the more gears your bike has the bigger your.. you-know-what.. is.

They tend to be more pastel in colouring, lacking bold reds, flames etc..

They often have a basket on.. for what reason I have no idea.

They tend not to have multiple Xmas tree flashing lights on… I suppose, as evidenced by your own experience, their hair gets them noticed.

And why were you not wearing a hat? Reckless you are!

I could go on but feel my grave is deep enough :)
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: June 30th, 2003 01:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Hair today...

And why were you not wearing a hat? Reckless you are!

I was - my hair comes down past my hat...
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