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Caption Competition - Corrosive Shame
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kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Caption Competition


Come on witty chums - captions please...

Oh - and caddyman - Pub, Friday? barrettyman is upferrit.

Current Mood: awake

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deeteeuk From: deeteeuk Date: July 30th, 2003 01:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Reporters have found George Bush's military think tank.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 02:07 am (UTC) (Link)
Very "Enders Game".
captainweasel From: captainweasel Date: July 30th, 2003 01:56 am (UTC) (Link)
American Scientists reveil the latest developements of the New DARPA Joe 90 project
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 02:08 am (UTC) (Link)
Good old DARPA. I notice they've canned their "Bet on the King of Jordan carking it" wheeze.

I have the Joe90 theme downloaded, possibily for use at my next Intrusion gig - but I suspect it'll be lost on most of the punters...
deeteeuk From: deeteeuk Date: July 30th, 2003 02:09 am (UTC) (Link)
I suspect I'll kneecap you if you try playing it.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 02:12 am (UTC) (Link)
Sheesh ;-)

Lucky you missed the Xena theme at the last one then eh!

Which month are you thinking of for us anyway?
captainweasel From: captainweasel Date: July 30th, 2003 02:18 am (UTC) (Link)
the potential for betting wrongness with that scheme was insane... and surely people could see what they were planning by watching the odds?

Are you going to wear heavy black spectacles and walk in a gerry anderson style when playing it?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 02:23 am (UTC) (Link)
Are you going to wear heavy black spectacles and walk in a gerry anderson style when playing it?

I do that anyway... apparently I have the personality of a wooden puppet too...
captainweasel From: captainweasel Date: July 30th, 2003 02:31 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm just trying to imagine the episode where they had to load Joe up with DJing skills...
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 02:35 am (UTC) (Link)
That would be very useful... and musical taste too.

But then I could imagine a lot of people in need of both of those.
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kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 02:23 am (UTC) (Link)
I have a fair few of the "Barry Gray Orchestra" collection - including Aqua Marina - but not the main theme. When I work out an email address that can take it I'll get in touch - cheers :-)
yapman From: yapman Date: July 30th, 2003 04:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Hah! I have it on Vinyl ...

PH33R M3, 4 I 4M 1337!
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ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: July 30th, 2003 02:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Davros lives!
boglin From: boglin Date: July 30th, 2003 02:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Some of the younger entrants in the 2003 Hilda Ogdon look-a-like competition found ingenious ways of creating that bouffant hairnet style...
cutietrol From: cutietrol Date: July 30th, 2003 02:55 am (UTC) (Link)
Bush denies US operating Infant Nuclear Weapons test program.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 03:01 am (UTC) (Link)
But is that about testing nuclear weapons on infants, or about testing small and immature nuclear weapons that vomit and shit uncontrollably and can't hold their heads up straight?
rebby From: rebby Date: July 30th, 2003 04:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Disney

And disneys latest blockbuster:
Tarzan, queen of the ocean.
A story of a girl child whose plane crashed into the sea.
Brought up by a pack of squid.
Evil Enemy sheer terror the shark
With special like blue whales song:

Look for the plankton sushi, the simple plankton sushi..

And Dolphin's "I wanna be like you"
Now I'm the king of the swimmers, Oh, the ocean VIP, I've reached the top and had to stop, And that's what botherin' me, I wanna be a man, mansquid, And stroll right into town, And be just like the other men,
I'm tired of swimming around!


caddyman From: caddyman Date: July 30th, 2003 06:12 am (UTC) (Link)
"...and this valve lets the air out."

Should be OK for Friday, but pretty much only for an hour or so...
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 30th, 2003 07:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Cool - will confirm by text etc. and try to find that same pub we went to last time.
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