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For ephraim - "Constantine: The Travesty"
Oh dear, oh dear oh dear.

http://constantinemovie.warnerbros.com/

http://www.lasvegascitylife.com/articles/2003/10/01/books_and_lit/comichell.txt

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grendelchild From: grendelchild Date: November 8th, 2003 10:18 am (UTC) (Link)
Jesus wept
dreamfire From: dreamfire Date: November 8th, 2003 10:22 am (UTC) (Link)
trying not to think about it. was succeeding til you linked. trying again now.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: November 8th, 2003 10:25 am (UTC) (Link)
That would seem the best idea. I read about it first a couple of months ago in SFX, but that was neutral/ This however makes me want a new nose.

Hang on - that would be my cold...
mrssshhh From: mrssshhh Date: November 9th, 2003 04:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Heard about ita long time ago. It was bad enough then, with Nicholas Cage as JC, JC being American, it all being set in America, and having sod all to do with Hellblazer as far as I could see.

When I heard it was off, and Cage would no longer play JC, I was really happy. Then I heard Keadude would do it.

And I cried. Like a babe.

Hellboy looks good still though. I'm still hopeful for that.
wulfboy From: wulfboy Date: November 8th, 2003 01:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

A "cool, futuristic car" for Constantine

This next section should be read in the voice of Kyle's mother from South Park:

"What what whaaaaaat!?!"
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kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: November 9th, 2003 06:08 am (UTC) (Link)
The cinema is rapidly becoming a no go area.

Surely Return of the King can't go wrong...
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: November 9th, 2003 10:01 am (UTC) (Link)
You're kidding, right? On the back of the Two Towers, Jackson's RotK will surely be a travesty.
maddave From: maddave Date: November 9th, 2003 01:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Or a massive improvement on a dull travelogue.
ikkleblacktruck From: ikkleblacktruck Date: November 9th, 2003 02:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heresy! Burn him! Burn him, I say!
load_of_flannel From: load_of_flannel Date: November 10th, 2003 07:51 am (UTC) (Link)
Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mfl From: mfl Date: November 10th, 2003 07:54 am (UTC) (Link)

the good old days

I can't believe there was a time that i kicked up a fuss about people suggesting Kiefer sutherland should play JC.. this was a while after flatliners so I could vaguely see the link.

If only i'd known that in the future he would replaced by Nic " Can't someonme please just cast me as a comic character now..No.. fine i'll go and join the whicker man remake.. that won't annoy people" Cage

or Keanau " da plank" reeves..lovely chap i'm sure but can't emote...seriously he has cheerful/stern/puzzled..thats it
ahem.. I await its arrival...since it looks like they've chucked shed-loads of storylines together..
Angel Gabriel, papa midnite.. who knows maybe the flash car is the pissupmobile?
captainweasel From: captainweasel Date: November 14th, 2003 09:20 am (UTC) (Link)
*wince*
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