Quidnunc (kneeshooter) wrote,
Quidnunc
kneeshooter

Dear Orange,

Thank you for the lovely phone. It's very nice. I like the little camera and I've decided to take odd snapshots of my life with it for the benefit of my audience.

However, while I don't mind how long it took you to get the phone to me, or the extra delay in transferring the number even when I gave you all the information when I ordered the phone, or the unexplained invoice for just under a couple of hundred quid, or losing all service for a few hours yesterday, I do use my phone as an alarm clock when I'm away.

This means I often forget to turn it off (yes - I know the alarm works even if it is switched off) so PLEASE DON'T SEND ME MEANINGLESS SIM UPDATES AT 3:21am.

Yours faithfully
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