You Are Kermit's Fear of Abandonment.
You love banjoes, lily pads, as well as fun lovin'
bears and chickens and things. You loved Sesame
Street as a child, and watched it two, maybe
three times a day. You know all the words to
The Rainbow Connection, but you don't
necessarily like the fact that you're
inevitably paired with a pig for life.
But sadly, like The Muppets, you've been passed
around more times than a taped version of Dr.
Demento's Dungeons & Dragons bit. Every time
Jim Henson's bastard children sell your family
to some greedy conglomerate, a little bit of
your soul fades away.
But just remember, you know better than anyone that
it ain't easy being green.
Which Depressing Reality for Children of the 80s Are You?
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