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Corrosive Shame
Therapy for Life
Exhibition Installed
So, you're all now under orders, should you go to Edwards No.8 in Birmingham, to comment to the management on the lovely photographs on display.


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nortysarah From: nortysarah Date: September 27th, 2004 12:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cool! Well done. Feels great doesn't it?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: September 27th, 2004 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
It feels like a start :-)
quondam From: quondam Date: September 27th, 2004 01:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm sorry, where? Can't imagine that I'd ever go to a place like that...
grendelchild From: grendelchild Date: September 27th, 2004 02:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

That's funny, I coulda sworn I'd seen you there at some point.

Oh well.
Maybe if you do go and you keep going, they'll recognise you behind the desk?

Then again...
nattydreadi From: nattydreadi Date: September 27th, 2004 01:18 pm (UTC) (Link)
You mean that the greatest photographer in the world has finally deigned to come down from his lofty heights and place his godlike creations of wonder in the public eye? How can we ever go to edwards to indulge ourselves in your glory when it will stop us from ever being able to look at a photograph again?

The very pinnacle of photography has been reached and we, the blessed, are fortunate to have been afforded the opportunity to comment. I am honoured and saddened that I must now have my eyes out in order to never view something that may taint the beauty of that most godlike of installations.

Repeated every time we see you then?
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: September 27th, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmmm, I'll give you marks for effort, but your delivery lacks something.

Keep trying though - given your starting position your technique can only improve.
nattydreadi From: nattydreadi Date: September 27th, 2004 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
Quick someone feed this man sambuca 1, I have come to a sword fight with a butter knife, how can I ever compete with such a witty and erudite fellow as yourself, not only are you the pinnacle of photshop godhood, you are also possibly the single most fluent fanboy in all of christendom

1 - or 20:20
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: September 27th, 2004 01:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Instead of a butter knife you seem to be armed with some kind of huge LARP-safe hammer.

Rather than a weapon able to practically engage in combat you have a mostly shapeless lump of foam which, both having a great momentum and being ludicrously soft, is inelegant, unwieldy and ultimately useless.

Bored at work are we?
nattydreadi From: nattydreadi Date: September 28th, 2004 02:15 am (UTC) (Link)
Moderately - work however is busy today so I'll have to bow out, defeated by your eloquence. Never will I match such wit.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: September 28th, 2004 02:17 am (UTC) (Link)
From: kmfdmchik Date: September 27th, 2004 02:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
that's sweet!!! if we lived closer i totally would :)
ebb From: ebb Date: September 27th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Most excellent. I have another perfect excuse to go clubbing and get drunk evening of culture ahead of me!

Will be interesting. Nice chatting briefly!
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: September 27th, 2004 02:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Maybe four words next time? ;-)
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