Quidnunc (kneeshooter) wrote,

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The results are in. You are certifiably...

As much as I can take for now - really should do some work ;-)

From thespark.com. Sheep? Me? Without Comment as PowerPoint calls...

Personality Test

(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )

Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell

Bastard Test

The results are in. You are certifiably:

58% bastard!
33% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.

How others compare:
1% (same as you)
14% (more bastard than you)
85% (less bastard than you)

Purity Test

40% Pure
people less pure than you (11%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (89%)

Slut Test

53% slutty

which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.

Based on the 7,319,311 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 65% of the world.
you're cleaner than 33% of the world.

Bitch Test

49% bitch!
which is higher than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
2% (same as you)
20% (bitchier than you)
78% (less bitchy than you)


41% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Inner Child
Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)

Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.

What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.

It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.

It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.

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