Down the pub, and the obligatory "Here are nice things I can say about you" from one of my colleagues, (My boss had just told me to "Be Good" (!) over the phone) and he pulls out a wad of printed web pages.
"We don't know a lot about you" (deliberate move on my part!) "so we looked on the web".
At this point my heart skips a beat and I worry he's found "me" on the Internet. Fortunately he hasn't, and comes out with a kinda-amusing list of other people who share my name.
Quite frankly the last thing I wanted was for my illustrious LRP career to be brought up for all to see - but I survived and now am the proud owner of some Waterstones vouchers and this, which is very very cool and goes with the Sith Infiltrator I got given when I left my last place.
Except I'm not really gone as next week I have the option of fitting in about 11 days of consultancy. As well as the toys I mentioned earlier I'm very very tempted with this...