Quidnunc (kneeshooter) wrote,
Quidnunc
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Roll up, Roll up!

Do you have more money than sense? If so give some to Gurudev the "Enlightened Master" who is appearing at the NEC in August. For only £108.00 you can get a Diamond ticket for the audience and get a personal blessing.

I suppose we all have to eat..

"Gurudev only has to look at a photo of an individual or speak to them (by phone or in person) to become “AT ONE” with that person and reveal everything about that person and their family. In this way he can diagnose diseases and recommend simple remedies for cure; reveal any other problem or issues facing that person. He is happy to be questioned and challenged on any of his claims and open to suggestions. "

Unfortunately I'm out of town that weekend. Oh well!
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