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kneeshooter
kneeshooter
Roll up, Roll up!
Do you have more money than sense? If so give some to Gurudev the "Enlightened Master" who is appearing at the NEC in August. For only £108.00 you can get a Diamond ticket for the audience and get a personal blessing.

I suppose we all have to eat..

"Gurudev only has to look at a photo of an individual or speak to them (by phone or in person) to become “AT ONE” with that person and reveal everything about that person and their family. In this way he can diagnose diseases and recommend simple remedies for cure; reveal any other problem or issues facing that person. He is happy to be questioned and challenged on any of his claims and open to suggestions. "

Unfortunately I'm out of town that weekend. Oh well!

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berrega From: berrega Date: July 27th, 2006 09:16 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh, you synic you :-)
marcushill From: marcushill Date: July 27th, 2006 09:53 am (UTC) (Link)
He's useless. I can do that stuff with no photo or direct contact - all I need in order to cure someone of all their diseases is for someone to email me the person's name.
From: curlwomble Date: July 27th, 2006 11:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Don't you need the £108 as well?
sixtine From: sixtine Date: July 27th, 2006 10:41 am (UTC) (Link)
I'm not sure I want everything about me and my family revealed. Perhaps I won't send my photo..
From: curlwomble Date: July 27th, 2006 11:34 am (UTC) (Link)
It won't matter if you're away, just email him a photograph. In fact, point him at your portfolio and he can cure everyone of everything!
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 27th, 2006 11:52 am (UTC) (Link)
I dread to think how many £108s that would be...

Skiing btw?
From: curlwomble Date: July 27th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Eep. Skiing. I lost the email. It's still a plan, though... Could you let me know the date again? Sorry.
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: July 27th, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Resent.
part_savant From: part_savant Date: July 27th, 2006 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wow.

Is there a guest list?
purplewizard From: purplewizard Date: July 27th, 2006 04:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Guess I can work out his character - that'll be a five point blessing then...
10 lies or Lie to me