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mimeticgel From: mimeticgel Date: May 26th, 2003 02:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Spin!

You probably forgot to take the chap you mugged (& stuffed in a sack for later) out of your kit before washing? This is a common mistake.

You will also note when the abductee, now clean and whiter than white, in fact a blue white, will have odd socks on even though they swear they went in with a matching pair!

If you find yourself in this situation do what I do... Take a picture of the poor sod as he goes around, then while he is still disoriented from the spin cycle hand him the framed picture of his ordeal and say "Thanks for riding the spin cycle". Then charge him £20 for a T-shirt that says "I rode the Spin Cycle & Survived... But my socks didn’t!"
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 26th, 2003 02:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Spin!

What kind of reputation do I have? This character has only ever hit one other character, and that was from his own group...
yapman From: yapman Date: May 26th, 2003 02:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Spin!

and she was asking for it ...
kneeshooter From: kneeshooter Date: May 27th, 2003 10:00 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Spin!

Actually she was legging away and I was waiting for you to drop on her like a wraith...
yapman From: yapman Date: May 27th, 2003 10:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: Spin!

unfortunately I was behind her, not perched on a building above her, so wraithlike dropping was out of the question, I'm afraid.
18 lies or Lie to me