Went to Intrusion last night, have some more details for next month's gig (Be There!!!) and managed to win £30 in piercing vouchers, which I gave to fishthecat as he'd said just before he'd like them. Go us!
Had a scan of DM's pictures and am reminded I'll definitely need a new cossie for Rome - details to depend on whether jfs and I come to conclusions on Quaesitori "evening dress" and what "Oh, you'll be there. Perhaps a little scarred, though. Rhine isn't going to be so easy as you might think." actually means.
I have to give a presentation today - and my boss finally emailled me approval and some suggested changes at 6am this morning. Thankfully I had no intention of going straight to the conference and instead had planned to sleep in and go about lunchtime.
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Viruses you suffer from:
Go read Brunching
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every
ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Read some Enid Blyton.
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite
If you find one tell us.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV
Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And
it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of
defence for Earth.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor
about the RSI in your thumbs.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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